January 20, 2017
The Honorable Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20500
RE: Folks Upset by the Capital Karma and Your Presidency
Dear President Trump:
Congratulations on becoming the 45th president of the United States of America, sir!
In 2007, Tricia and Frank, under the pen name “Collaborative Experience, LLC,” published a political pamphlet: : FOLKS UPSET BY THE CAPITAL KARMA: A Shock and Awe Campaign for Political Reform. They were on a mission to start a political party: Folks Upset by the Capital Karma (“F.U.C.K.”), a party that was expected to eventually toss the “Two-Party Pirates” (the politicians in Washington, D.C.) overboard, in order to realize a vision: a debt-free federal government.
In order to accomplish their mission, Tricia and Frank assumed their positions as the F.U.C.K.E.R.S.—the Folks Upset by the Capital Karma Executive Recruiting System, a political perversion of “The Apprentice”—one of the greatest TV shows, perhaps THE greatest TV show in the history, and future, of the world, sir. Tricia and Frank’s idea was to not only recruit folks into the F.U.C.K. Party, but also to make sure they recruited a special breed of folks: the F.U.C.K.E.R.s (Folks Upset by the Capital Karma and Empowered for Reform), not F.U.C.K.U.P.s (Folks Upset by the Capital Karma but Unable to Perform). The F.U.C.K.E.R.S. had expected the F.U.C.K.E.R.s to be totally committed to doing the deeds that would ultimately result in the elimination of the national (gross federal) debt of the United States Government. In their capacity as the F.U.C.K.E.R.S., Tricia and Frank had also expected to have the opportunity to transform a phenomenal number of F.U.C.K.U.P.s into F.U.C.K.E.R.s.
Mr. President, with all due irony, your name was the 31st entry on a list of 69 potential F.U.C.K.E.R.s. However, the F.U.C.K.E.R.S. had identified Rudy Giuliani as “The F.U.C.K.head”—the leader of the F.U.C.K. (the people and the party). (Mr. G’s name was 33rd on the list—two BELOW your name—in case you were wondering, sir.) Admittedly, the F.U.C.K.E.R.S. had failed to realize what a mistake they had made in not envisioning you to be The F.U.C.K.head at that time, sir. Since Tricia and Frank are unavailable (Tricia has since gone her separate way and Frank is inundated with other tasks), Frank has designated me to not only develop and maintain this website, but to also apologize to you for the co-authors’ shortsightedness—their failure to recognize your potential as The F.U.C.K.head when they wrote FOLKS nearly ten years ago, Mr. President; and I hereby apologize profusely for their failure, sir; and I apologize again, sir, because there were two of them—two individuals who had failed to recognize your potential, sir.
Mr. President, Tricia and Frank not only had failed miserably by not recognizing you as The F.U.C.K.head, but also had failed to recognize that someone might come forward from within one of the two major political parties, take it over, and assume the position to accomplish the mission they had wanted done. There they had gone again when you, sir, were the one who had come forward, from within the Republican Party, taken it over, and assumed the position to accomplish their mission. Again, I apologize times two for Tricia and Frank’s failure to see how much greater you would eventually be than how great you had already been back in 2007, sir.
Mr. President, under the assumption that you have accepted the apologies I have performed in the prior paragraph, I humbly press onward and observe that, thanks to you and your burning desire to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, you are now in charge of the Executive Branch of the United States Government—you stand tall, taller than any president ever, behind the “Bully Pulpit,” from which you will have myriad opportunities to personally, and very publicly, pummel the Two-Party Pirates who have been plundering the public treasury of the United States of America. You, sir, are the one, perhaps the only one, who can make America debt free again, sir.
Mr. President, as I write, I am in awe of the tremendous power you now have to destroy the national debt—for the benefit of not only The FOLKS who have elected you as The F.U.C.K.head (notwithstanding the fact that you are also a member of the Republican Party), but also for the benefit of the remainder of We the People who might not appreciate what a BFD it is that you are where you are, to wit: in a position to fulfill a what might have been THE BIGGEST campaign intention any candidate has ever expressed, sir. Mr. President, I am referring to your glorious performance during the interview you gave to the Washington Post in April 2016 when you stated, in effect, that you intended to eliminate the national debt by the end of a second term. Given that, as of noon today, January 20, 2017, the national debt was a formidable $19,961,831,000,000 ($20 trillion), eliminating it would, indeed, make America great again, like it had been, only once before, in 1835, during President Andrew Jackson’s second term. Hopefully you can destroy the debt on your watch, sir, because your intention suggests you recognize a symptom of the disease destroying the United States of America. The more I think about it, I am certain you can do it, sir, because I am equally certain you not only recognize the symptom of the disease, but also recognize the disease, itself, sir: THE ISSUE.
Mr. President, I am rooting for you to take the lead in resolving THE ISSUE. I am rooting for you to make the transformation to philosophically correct and be the leader that all of We the People, not just The FOLKS, so desperately need right now—a leader who will advocate the restoration of respect for individual rights and, in the process, prevent our Federal Government from fiscally imploding. I am not only rooting for you, sir, I am also doing my part to help you, Mr. President. This website is a medium by way of which to encourage you, “The FOLKS” who elected you, and the remainder of We the People to engage in a serious discussion about THE ISSUE and agree upon a plan of action to resolve it. I have chosen to share my consciousness not only on this page, but also on other pages associated with this website and by way of my twitter handle: @politicalfolks, sir.
Mr. President, speaking of help, you might also want to ask Mr. Speaker of the House Paul R. Ryan for his assistance, but please make sure you are speaking to the Paul R. Ryan who said this in 2009 and not this in 2012, the latter when he destroyed the Romney/Ryan Campaign by disavowing the philosophical principles that had helped him get elected to the United States House of Representatives. Notwithstanding Mr. Speaker Ryan’s past failure, he now has a golden opportunity to redeem himself, by not only making his own transformation back to philosophically correct, but also by helping you make the transformation to philosophically correct, in what I am sure will be record time, sir, so that you may make America the great Republic that the Founding Fathers had envisioned it to be: debt free. I hope Mr. Speaker, and all of the remaining members of Congress, will help you become philosophically correct, sir.
Mr. President, please note that the eyes of We the People are upon you, and the 115th Congress, to do the deeds that must be done—the deeds that will result in elimination of the national debt by the close of your second term as President of the United States of America, sir. Will Number 31 in FOLKS get it done? Indeed, you will, sir, indeed, you will; and you will most likely get it done much faster than anyone would ever get it done, Mr. President.
Congratulations again on becoming the 45th president of the United States of America—the home of the brave, and what will hopefully, someday very soon, be the land of the debt-free federal government, sir!
Richard “D.I.C.K.” Head
P.S. The outrageous nature of the 2016 presidential election campaign season in general, and your campaign in particular, inspired me to present this site in the equally outrageous format of FOLKS UPSET BY THE CAPITAL KARMA: A Shock and Awe Campaign for Political Reform.
P.P.S. Welcome to The FOLKS routed here from FoUpCaka.org in FOLKS UPSET BY THE CAPITAL KARMA: A Shock and Awe Campaign for Political Reform and from the links occasionally appearing in my tweets.
cc: The FOLKS UPSET BY THE CAPITAL KARMA and the remainder of We the People
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